I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me? Why dont you walk out the door!
7. Destroy any and all of their delusions that magic really exists and that they'll someday find Hogwarts.
10. Steal their wizard robes.
14. Pronounce all of the character's names wrong, no matter how easy they are or how many times you've been corrected.
16. Go on and on about how unrealistic all of it is.
20. Use logic to disprove all of the plot lines in the books.
17. Offer to mail a letter to Hogwarts, and really mail it to a shrink.
5. Tell them you think the movies are better than the books.